I hate to say it but...
Randy Moss's ass cashed some checks CJ's mouth wrote. I don't know what it is about the Patriots, but I really can't stand them. A big part of it is Tom Brady. There's no logical reason for me to dislike him as much as I do. I think the closest I can come to a good reason is that he gets to impregnate supermodels but then be all "thanks but no thanks." Man, most guys, if we got to impregnate a supermodel, it would be hold-on-to-that-gravy-train-for-dear-life 24/7. This has even less to do with football than usual, but it grates on me. And I really, really, really like Chad Johnson and he's so exuberant and excited like a little kid...well a little kid with gold fronts...but I get legitimately bummed out when he doesn't do well. And Randy Moss is just a surly jerk who dogged until he got out of Oakland even though he was getting paid well enough to bathe in money if he wanted to.

How is any of this Tom Brady's fault? I don't know. And for all my talk, I did bet on the Patriots, because my wallet has learned to ignore my cold, cold heart. I love you anyway Chad. If there weren't so many jerks wearing this jersey already, I'd be sporting it in the office right now. Oh well.


And lastly, three idiots talking football. And someone gets hit with a hockey stick in the beginning.


Now that I've wasted a whole lot of your time, here's what you actually care about.

Week 4
Sawyer (5-9)
Amy (7-6)
Charlie (6-8)
Sam (8-6)
Camuto (5-9)
Jason (8-6)
Emily (6-8)
Abby (8-6)
Henock (6-8)
Bugel (4-10)
John (7-7)

Season To Date
Sawyer- 22 points, 7th (tie)
Amy- 27 points, 4th (tie)
Charlie- 22 points, 7th, (tie)
Sam- 29 points, 2nd
Chris- 27 points, 4th
Jason- 28 points, 3rd
Emily- 25 points, 5th
Abby- 31 points, 1st
Henock- 22 points, 7th (tie)
Bugel- 21 points, 8th
John- 24 points, 6th

And this week's games...

SUN, OCT 7	TIME (ET)	TV	RESOURCES	LOCATION
Miami at Houston	1:00 PM	CBS	Tickets | Travel	Reliant Stadium
Atlanta at Tennessee	1:00 PM	Fox	Tickets | Travel	LP Field
Jacksonville at Kansas City	1:00 PM	CBS	Tickets | Travel	Arrowhead Stadium
NY Jets at NY Giants	1:00 PM	CBS	Tickets | Travel	Giants Stadium
Carolina at New Orleans	1:00 PM	Fox	Tickets | Travel	Superdome
Arizona at St. Louis	1:00 PM	Fox	Tickets | Travel	Edward Jones Dome
Cleveland at New England	1:00 PM	CBS	Tickets | Travel	Gillette Stadium
Seattle at Pittsburgh	1:00 PM	Fox	Tickets | Travel	Heinz Field
Detroit at Washington	1:00 PM	Fox	Tickets | Travel	FedEx Field
Tampa Bay at Indianapolis	4:05 PM	Fox	Tickets | Travel	RCA Dome
San Diego at Denver	4:15 PM	CBS	Tickets | Travel	Invesco Field
Baltimore at San Francisco	4:15 PM	CBS	Tickets | Travel	Monster Park
Chicago at Green Bay	8:15 PM	NBC	Tickets | Travel	Lambeau Field
MON, OCT 8	TIME (ET)	TV	RESOURCES	LOCATION
Dallas at Buffalo	8:30 PM	ESPN	Tickets | Travel	Ralph Wilson Stadium
· Bye: Cincinnati, Oakland, Minnesota, Philadelphia As usual, get 'em in by 9am Sunday, and Go Skins.